Friday, December 14, 2007

Finding Miss Marilyn!

I thought I'd do something fun today -- list some of the keywords people plug into search engines that bring them to my blog!

1. poem - 5 gentlemen. What, me writing a poem for five gentlemancats? No, I am a one-mancat ladycat. *smile* and *kiss to Mickeybear*

2. poetic facial expressions. What a nice sentiment!

3. blondes in red dresses. Well, I am a blonde -- a Whitester, actually! -- and I have a beautiful red dress that Mickeybear got me. I wore it most recently for my Gotcha Day Party!

4. poems about the light bulb. Most odd, for I've never written a poem about a light bulb. Why would I want to do that? I did consider writing a poem about fleas, though, just for fun. Something like... *ahem*:

Fleas, fleas: they itch my knees
Fleas, fleas, get off me please
Fleas, fleas: everyone agrees
Fleas, fleas give no ease

(don't worry, Mom treats us with Frontline *grin*!).

5. marilyn monroe side view nose. Though I'm Marilyn MonREOW and not Marilyn Monroe, there are quite a few pictures of me in profile on this blog.

6. gentlemen prefer blondes corset. *sigh*, even though I'm full-figured, I simply cannot imagine subjecting myself to the discomfort of a corset.

7. peach blush for blondes. I don't wear makeup, but if I did, peach blush sounds like a lovely color to try!

8. dress up as marilyn. What? People want to dress up like me? Very interesting! Perhaps there are Marilyn MonREOW impersonators. I'd better watch out for them!

9. what to put on my collar furry. I am, myself, furry. Why would I want my collar to be furry, too? My collar, the lovely one that Mickeybear got me, is perfect the way it is.

10. poem about sticking out tongue. Yes, I write poems, and yes, I often poke my tongue out. But I've never written a poem about poking my tongue out. Perhaps I should!

Though I am no longer young,
I love to show my little pink tongue.
When I do, Mom hollers SQUEE,
Then she takes a picture of me!


topcatrules said...

Marilyn, dis I already tell you that your header is exquisite??

Hi from the topcatrules gang, and also Tigger the FBI Cat.

Maggy & Zoey said...

Marilyn you made us laugh. Mombean not happy to have woken at 4:30 am today... so she started trolling and your poems and all made her feel better. Thank you.
And she says happy birthday again to your Mom.

Pet's are 4 Life said...

Wow two poems in one post! YOu are really gonna gets the keywords blowing all over the place!

Ramses said...

I'z wonder if dat peach blush thing is refuring to you making Miss Peach blush! ;)

DEBRA said...

Your always 'our' precious Marilyn no matter how we go about finding you.

Abby and Boo

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

At least der wern't any dirty ones. We think dat yoo is so beyootiful yoo are sure to haf impersonators...dey can't help demselfs.

Bonnie Underfoot said...

You are such a talented poet! My woman laughed at the fleas. I've never hosted one myself, but the first cat did.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Those were interesting things they use to get to you. When to put on a furry collar? I think I missed that post.

Anonymous said...

What funny stuff folks use to find you Marilyn. You looked so beautiful in your red dress - I would never wear a corset either.

I'm blogging by myself now because Bounce and Lucy decided to retire.

Gattina said...

Your poemes are absolutely great ! you should get the best poet price for that ! and thanks you made me laugh with your writings, lol
I am still convinced that Arthur and you would be a wonderful white furball couple !

Daisy said...

People are very, very silly! I loved your flea poem.

Tybalt said...

Happy Birthday (again!) to your mommy.

Some of those made me laugh, Miss Marilyn! I love how you were inspired to include two of your original poems. I always love reading them. Purrrs!

The Furry Kids said...

We liked your flea poem. It's way better than actually having fleas. hee hee


Camie's Kitties said...

Those were some great poems. Since we are new bloggers, it will be interesting to see what is used to find us in the future.

Tiki, Tavi, Cody, and Camie

jh an Mickey Mantle said...

My mom has been so busy ... I can't believe I haven't posted since TUESDAY!
I love this post Kittypie. (ahem ... I am mentioned quite a bit!) and (oh ... my mancat heart beats fast) I LOVE the new picture of you!

The Cat Realm said...

Hahahaha - those are funny!
I am glad you like the new CCSI - tomorrow will be even better!!!!

DaisyMae Maus said...

I like your poems, Marilyn. You are adorable an' furry literate!